A Paul Wall Roast - By Hot Sauce

[Hot Sauce]

I came up with some of it in the shower and quickly typed it up on the computer. The final product was fucking hilarious.

Yo my name is Paul Wall,
The Wiggers Champ,
Yeah, Da Wigga's Champ.

My grill is so fresh,
My grill is so clean,
But my face is so nasty
It'd make Ray Charles scream.
Got my hat sideways,
Always actin like i'm hard,
And the ladies tell me,
I look like a gangsta retard.
I may be from Houston,
But I ain't got a Rocket,
And if you don't believe me,
Put your hand in my pocket,
It's as small as you can get,
About the size of a marble,
It's so freakin little,
Even Paris Hilton wouldn't marvel.
I say I smoke weed,
But I'm lying,
Because my fat lazy daddy smoked,
And now he's dying.

Because i'm Paul Wall,
The Wigga's Champ,
Listen to my music
It'll make ya ears cramp.
I may be white,
But I sure can rap,
When i'm rappin for the ladies,
They run before they clap.
They know i'm strong,
Yeah, i'm underrated,
I'm about as strong as a guy,
Who's had his arms amputated.
I know i'm exciting,
I know you are amped,
Because i'm Paul Wall,
Da Wigga's Champ.

[thedemon]

LOL! Are you going to record it?

[Hot Sauce]

Probably with my neighbors camera.

[thedemon]

LOL. That would be hysterical.

[Hot Sauce]

We're wanting to make a compilation of totally ignorant shit, so we'll make the whole thing a big DVD and i'll send it to anyone who wants one for free.

[thedemon]

I can write idiotic shit, more than likely. Of course, so can anyone.

[Hot Sauce]

Here's one for 50 Cent:

Yo wassup ya'll,
My name is 50 Cent.
Been shot nine times
Cuz I didn't pay the rent.
Got all my bitches,
Got all my ho's,
Got a whole lot of money...
That I stole.
You want me?
You can find me in the club,
With all my gay friends
Giving me a dick rub.
Because i'm 50 Cent,
Not 25, but 50 Cent.
Got shot nine times,
Cuz I didn't pay the rent.
Now I gotta go,
Before I get shot again,
If you want a date, sorry,
I only hook up with men.
I got time for one more verse,
In which case,
I'll make things worse.
My name is 50 Cent,
I do a lot of drugs,
Heroin, Weed,
It's my #1 love.
Now I gotta go, man,
I'm done with rapping,
Gotta get out tha house,
Cuz my old man is crapping.
You know how that goes,
It smells like shit,
This song will be #1,
This song will be a hit.

[thedemon]

LOL. Fuck 50 Cent!!!

[spookshowbaby]

Fuck 50 cent indeed! That was GENIUS!!!!! LOL

[Riff™]

who is paul wall?

[Hot Sauce]

Look him up on amazon.com in popular music.

[mork]

he died of A.I.D.S