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Post by dainbramage on Mar 24, 2006 17:33:09 GMT -5
What did the Pollock do with his first 50 cent piece???
MARRIED HER!
WE all know jokes so share them here DAMMIT.................peace
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Post by dainbramage on Mar 24, 2006 17:41:02 GMT -5
I love women, I love ALL women, Women are the greatest thing on this planet( except for sliced bread) ..............now that I have made that clear . allow me to ask ask you this
"What's the difference between a Pussy and a Cunt??
a pussy is warm and wonderful and beautiful...............and a cunt is the thing that OWNS IT..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ladies there is NO NEED for retaliation..........PLEASE.LOL..HAHAHAHA
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Post by Theenormityofitall on Mar 24, 2006 23:22:15 GMT -5
Oh dude, I don't know if you should of posted the last one! You're gonna get some women pissed off at ya!! I had to modify this post because I saw you're disclaimer lol.
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Post by ÞHª₪†øM™ on Mar 26, 2006 2:10:18 GMT -5
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: Highlight for answer... So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
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Post by ÞHª₪†øM™ on Mar 26, 2006 2:11:18 GMT -5
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Highlight for answer... Marry it.
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Post by zombiegirl79 on Mar 26, 2006 2:20:15 GMT -5
It
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Post by zombiegirl79 on Mar 26, 2006 2:20:36 GMT -5
Marry It
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Post by zombiegirl79 on Mar 26, 2006 2:20:55 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by ÞHª₪†øM™ on Mar 27, 2006 2:40:12 GMT -5
Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
A: Highlight for answer... They don't listen.
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Post by snaggletooth on Mar 28, 2006 4:37:38 GMT -5
One for any Brits out there:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're
going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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Post by TxDeadGuy on Mar 28, 2006 19:27:21 GMT -5
trust me, it works for americans married to brits too/// i seem to recall my wife mentioning setting TB on fire at one point in time.
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Post by Riff™ on Mar 28, 2006 23:21:50 GMT -5
a Mongoloid husband comes home from work and sits at his table for dinner... and his sexy Mongoloid wife serves him a plate for dinner and on that plate was just a piece of steak and nothing Else.. so the Mongoloid ask his wife "Honey where are the vegetables at?" and the mongoloid wifes replies... "They are not home from school yet!"
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Post by horror4ever on Apr 13, 2006 0:13:12 GMT -5
Here's a bunch I got in an e-mail today from a friend.
- A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
- How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
- How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
- Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
- What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
- Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been inventd anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
- An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
- Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
- A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
- A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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Post by zombiegirl79 on Apr 13, 2006 0:25:04 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! I just finished reading them .LOL I love jokes like that !
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Post by Herman Morrison© on Apr 13, 2006 2:23:58 GMT -5
my joke of the day...........................
This one guy is so dumb he wanted to make a 2 dollar bill so he erased a 0 off of a 20 bill
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