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Post by thedemon on May 17, 2006 1:06:19 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!
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Post by Cat on May 17, 2006 8:40:02 GMT -5
Theres a guy standing on the ledge of the Sears tower , a Mexican asks him if he is going to jump the guy said no if the wind is just right you can jump and get blown right back to the ledge , with that he held out his finger said prefect and jumped,a minute later he lands back on the ledge,the Mexican said thats cool and he jumps only to fall to the street ~SPLAT~ this go's on most of the day finally a cop comes up to the guy and say's
Superman ya got to stop fucking with the Mexicans their making a mess in the street
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Post by ÞHª₪†øM™ on May 22, 2006 19:05:14 GMT -5
A man is incomplete until he is married.....
....then he is finished.
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Post by Theenormityofitall on May 22, 2006 21:44:47 GMT -5
Sexist!! Sexist!! You male chauvinist pig you!
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Post by TxDeadGuy on May 23, 2006 4:59:20 GMT -5
a baptist preacher, a rabbi and a catholic priest are on the Titanic as it is sinking back in 1912. as they race for the life boats, the baptist says "Think of the women and children!" the rabbi looks at him and says "fuck the women and children!" The priest looks up with a gleam in his eye "Do ya think we have time?"
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Post by Cat on May 23, 2006 12:29:58 GMT -5
LMAO I'm moving away from you when the lighting bolt hits
and I the loved the puddles one ya sent lol
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Post by Theenormityofitall on May 23, 2006 16:56:03 GMT -5
That one was good tex. Did you know Willie Nelson died? He was on the road again.
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Post by TxDeadGuy on May 23, 2006 17:55:05 GMT -5
and thats why i wont smoke weed with willy again.
what lightning? that was TOLD to me by a catholic priest glad ya liked puddles
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Post by thedemon on May 25, 2006 16:25:22 GMT -5
LOL Tex! Cat, why are telling Tex you're moving from the lghtning? Haven't ya heard that being gay is a sin? NOTE: that was not meant as an insults or shit-throwing.
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Post by TxDeadGuy on May 25, 2006 19:00:33 GMT -5
Besides all that Cat, if i gotta get struck, i might as well be hangin out with someone that i like... that way you can goand tell my story far and wide
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Post by TxDeadGuy on May 25, 2006 19:03:47 GMT -5
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him and says "hey, we have a drink named for you." and the grasshopper looks up at the guy and says "No shit? you have a drink called frank?"
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Post by Cat on May 25, 2006 19:14:41 GMT -5
lol
NOTE: being gay may be a sin to some but I do get way more pussy than you
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Post by thedemon on May 25, 2006 19:18:26 GMT -5
your also 10 years older than me.
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Post by Cat on May 29, 2006 2:41:17 GMT -5
OK when I was 15 I still got more than you
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Post by Cat on May 29, 2006 2:43:53 GMT -5
What do ya call a Hooker who's playing with her self ??
Self-employed
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